Sunday, May 3, 2009

When It's Overcast, Take Pictures!

Boy, do I love taking pictures on overcast days. Colors that would normally be washed out by the sun stay rich and vibrant, making conditions perfect for a photographer. I had a chance to run down to the Jordan River trail after church today and take advantage of the cloudiness. Much photographic euphoria ensued...


This cow posed for just a split second before backing away and mooing it's cranky little head off. Pretty soon, every damn cow in the field was mooing. You'd have thought I was barbecuing one of their comrades by the ruckus they were making.


Fuzzy little tuft of something...


Reeds like feathers growing from the river's edge.


Quaint little stream meets quaint little beer bottle. Welcome to Lehi, Utah.


Lovely.


Flowers are remarkable on cloudy days. These tulips are in my parents' back yard.


The sunset was an explosion of cotton candy. It made for excellent light. This picture, though, was not actually taken tonight, but a few days ago. (Notice how green the grass is. Dad does an excellent job of maintaining that lawn.)

-Barry

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Dating Non-Sense


I had a friend ask me the following question: "Do visually impaired people call them blind dates? Or is that a derogatory term in their circles?"

I pondered on the subject for many hundreds of seconds, eventually coming to this conclusion:

The visually impaired call blind dates, "deaf dates." The following explains why:

We, as the visually abled, use our sense of sight to judge and observe people when we date. We study body language to read into the real feelings one might have - things that aren't communicated openly or vocally. Because we utilize our sense of sight so heavily when pursuing another, a date between strangers is referred to as being, "blind."

One without sight, however, can not rely on body language when studying their date. Because they are blind, they've developed their sense of hearing to help determine compatibility and interest. They listen for subtle reflections of feeling in the voice - signs of excitement, despair, or boredom that only barely make themselves known as they converse one with another. Therefore, to a blind person, a date that involves meeting with a stranger is not "blind," but "deaf."

Now, for those who are both blind and deaf (like Helen Keller, bless her soul) this type of date is known as a "numb" date. These people rely wholly upon the sense of touch to communicate, which means that when, for them, two strangers meet for a date, they are entirely "numb" to each other, much in the same way that blind strangers are initially "deaf" to each other and two completely abled people are initially "blind" to each other.

This is, of course, entirely speculative. I think I may be onto something, though, because it makes perfect sense. What do you think?

-Barry