Stadium of Fire

I have a dilemma.

I have four Stadium of Fire tickets, but I'm not going to be able to go. If you would like to go, or if you know anybody that wants to, let me know! I purchased the tickets for 50.00 a piece, but I'm willing to sell them discounted for only 35.00.

You can call my cell at 801-414-7433 if you're interested.

Thanks!

Just imagine being under all those magnificent fireworks!

-Barry

Set in Stone

The city of Kenniwick, North Dakota honored me yesterday with a statue. A few months ago I saved their mayor from a pack of wild dogs and subsequently put out an orphanage fire with only a blanket.

I flew out yesterday for the ceremony and was back last night in time for dinner. This is the statue:

They did an excellent job of capturing my heroic personality, no?

-Barry

P.S. During the ceremony, a large meteorite came crashing from the sky and would have likely destroyed the small town. Luckily, I was able to pick up a nearby trash can lid and deflect it back into space.