Pleasure!

This, my friends, is a real ad. Look it over for a moment. Bask in the stylin' colors of 80's wallpaper. Savor the strange expression on the dude's face. And then scroll down and read the possible captions.


Possible captions:
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John: "I salute you, sir!"
Jan: "Oh, John! *annoying laughter* "You sure do love your 'Nam flashbacks!" *more annoying laughter*
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After thousands of years of being frozen in arctic ice, Hargoc (now affectionately known as "Hank") has his first experience with fire.
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Sally was blind. Vic was mentally challenged. But together they overcame all odds... and made a birthday cake.
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Bud: "Candles you can Smooohhhhkkkke!"
Luh'nette: "That's right, baby! And the cake is 100 percent tobacco!"
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I'm not sure which one is my favorite. Hopefully, they all merit pleasure!

-Barry